GeekVision! April 1st! And a review of Psycho, looking…strangely familiar…
Just why is every cinephile praising this movie anyway?
Sneakyfeet makes his way to Mordavia's town proper to discover the populace is extremely husky and, evidently, quite stinky.
Being whisked away to a Lovecraftian nightmare world, Sneakyfeet soon realizes that all of his training from the past 3 games may not be enough! Welcome to Mordavia!
The possessive spirit of the tree gives you a simple choice, either accept his gift, or he will crash your game. These coruscating balls of light are not to be trifled with.
Sneakyfeet may not be the bravest fighter in the land, but he can float off your balance beams in the fetal position with the best of 'em.
Not even Kreesha's jutting can stop this march of war, but I appreciate the attempt.
Sneakyfeet can handle ants, even the occasional bipedal lizard, but anything with wings can go fuck itself.
Time to put the nail in the coffin of one of the worst years ever in pop music history.
At long last we can leave the gates of Tarna to head out on a chaperoned trek to the backwater Simbani village.